You may be a sharp dresser
You may be a fantastic dancer
You may be a lively conversationalist

But what happens at the end of the evening
When the time comes to show how you feel?
Unless you can kiss with confidence
All your fancy dressing, dancing and talking
Won't get you a second date

I'd meet a boy I really liked
I'd start to win his heart
Come the time to kiss goodnight
I always fell apart

I'd giggle like I had no brains
Or else I'd start to cough
I thought my perspiration stains
Would turn a fellow off

(She was nervous)
(She was too shy)
(She was breathless)
(Lips were too dry)

(Hands were shaking)
(Didn't know why)

Do you want to kiss this person?
Then be honest
What is keeping you from kissing with confidence?
Worries

Some of them can be put to rest
If you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing

Is your breath fresh?
Do your have spinach on your teeth?
Is your deodorant strong enough?

You may also find yourself worrying
About what will happen once you are in the act of kissing

Will your stomach growl?
Will your braces lock?
Will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe?

Will I spoil it
With my overbite?
Will our noses bump
In the moonlight?

When our lips meet
Will they fit right?

These worries are best cleared from the mind
By the romance chant method
A technique which will also place your lips naturally
In kissing position

Hableme el unico del mundo
Digame: comoe te hace ese sonido tan glorioso
Que aun hoba con anticipation de el me ha reducio a un bestia
Grunedo Entusiomandose y paliptando

Practice this chant in the morning as you rise
In the evening as you retire
And just before a date

I put an end to worrying
I learned the way from Will
He showed me kissing with confidence
Is an acquired skill

When my boyfriends get too hot
I can cool 'em down
Now I'm kissing with confidence
Everywhere in town

(In the schoolyard)
(At the front door)
(In the laundromat)
(At the drug store)

(At the car wash)
(In the back seat)
(At the Dairy Queen)
(On a side street)